"Hey guys, Cr1Tikal here. You ever wanted to see my butt flaps take a shit? Well now you can, with this game," Charlie said in his monotone voice while recording a video, "Oh would you look who it is, Stealth Master Kaya joined and is fucking crawling around."
"You ready to fuckin' murder some scrubs." Kaya said in his thick Turkish accent.
They were playing some PlayerUnkown's Battlegrounds while trying not to get banned.
They had started the Podcast exactly two years ago and they were on the 100th episode, the Ghost Pepper Podcast episode. Charlie would be eating jalepanos like the puss he was.
Charlie and Kaya had been dating since episode 68, when they moved together and Kaya escaped Christmas Island. Charlie, Andrew, Jackson, and Kaya all were living together in Tampa, Florida.
Charlie was doing some radtastical Shiz when their computers shut off.
"What's goin on?!" Charlie shouted downstairs where Jackson was probably jack(son)in' off.
"The electricity shut off!" Jackson yelled. He had lost the episode he was working on, episode 99, The one where Alex came back for the 9th time.
As he had always been, he was soon to be integrated as a normal member of the podcast. For episode 101 they were having RalphTheMovieMaker on (get RalphTheMovieMaker on the podcast). They had a room in their house dedicated for recording and now had the guests in the room instead of using Satan's Website (i.e. Skype).
Tiana had married Charlie but Charlie was also in a polyamorous relationship with Kaya, Andrew, and Jackson.
Andrew was out at the store but had a super cool spider sense for whenever the power went out and rushed home to fix it.
"Thanks Andr-" Kaya yelled but was interrupted by Andrew sticking his tounge down his throat. It was pretty hot.
