Boltneck (spideypool)

Im sorry i made this

((Emo/goth Ryan Reynolds is something that everyone needs to see tbh ))

"Have you heard the story about the dead dog that came back to life a couple of days after the dog was buried? He dug himself out of the grave. It was in all the papers. It takes several days for a corpse to really be dead. For example, after we die our hair still grows, fingernails still grow, pimples still form, and bowls still move. Energy pulsates throughout the body even after death and this energy can be used to reverse the dying process. Wether it's a fluke electrical current through the brain, or a lightning storm, the dead can come back to life. No one has ever figured out how or why, but it happens. If you don't believe me, go to a cemetery, walk up, lie on a fresh grave, put your ear to the ground and listen. Listen carefully, to the sounds of the living dead clawing, scratching, digging, trying to escape before they suffocate and die again. I believe the suspended anatomical state of the deceased merits further investigation. Can electrical currents modulate the cells between life and death? Can a life force be harnessed and to an effect raise the dead?" Peter paused, fidgeting with the sides of his paper.

Peter's best friend, Harry, had been making a cut off hand gesture as peter got to the end of his essay. Clearly he and the rest of the class weren't the biggest fans of it. Laughs could be heard throughout the classroom, making peter become even more nervous as he relayed his essay for his entire science class to hear.

"Mister Banner, how much longer does this have to go on?" Flash groaned, leaning back in his seat.

Francis, flashes friend and fellow popular kid, snickered at that." Frankin weeny. He's got a bolt lose man." Flash grinned and they high fived each other.

The rest of the class laughed, well except for Gwen and Harry. Which made peter feel a little better, Gwen was one of the popular girls and peter didn't know her all that well, but she seemed nice.

Mr. Banner sighed." Just settle down." He turned to peter." Peter, continue if you must."

Peter took a long breath, calming himself before continuing much to the displeasure of even Harry." I intend to confirm the theory of heavy electron resurrection using live experimentation. On mice of course."

Mr. Banner stood from his seat." Don't you know peter, that theory was disproven as far back as the 18 century? Any hypothesis that deals with reanimation is only fantasy."

Peter turned to mr. Banner." Sir, I've already started my research." He replied, a little exasperated.

"Peter, I don't have to fail you again, do I?" He asked, equally exasperated.

Peter sighed and went back to his seat at the back of the classroom, next to Harry. Peter slumped onto the table and didn't say anything else for the remainder of the class.

After the bell rung, peter walked out with Harry and they made their way to their lockers. They were locker neighbors, that's actually how they became friends freshman year.

"That was really embarrassing, peter. You know your stock depreciates every time you babble on like that." Harry sighed." You need to get yourself together."

Just then, Gwen rushed passed them, heading for the booth where mj was already sat at. It was where the tickets were being sold for the upcoming school dance.

"Hey, Gwen." Peter attempted to greet her, but she barely noticed.

"Oh, get over it man. I don't know what's more ridiculous, you dating Gwen or raising the dead?" Harry joked.

Peter nudged Harry with his elbow." Shut up, I don't like her like that. She just seems like a nice girl, I want to be her friend."

"Sure." Harry smirked." Though, you barley have a chance at that either. Listen, you wanna know why I never get turned down?"