This is going to be one of the best most interesting essay you have ever read(trust me i wrote it) , i myself have never been pregnant(thank the havens about that) and i personal have difficulty spelling the word pregnant so prepare yourself for two thousand words of bad spellings and shitty grammar and of a fifteen year old girl telling you how to get pregnant for not even the first time but for the tenth time( and hopefully the last, ten kids will be a HANDFUL)
So we all know the basic of how to get pregnant(duh you have been pregnant nine other times) , we all know about the birds and the bees and that to have a baby you most have two people who should(as we are thought in school) be madly in love with each other (make sure they are the right person because having a kid with someone is a long term thing )or you know about the birds and the bees and you simply ignore the madly in love part and just go at it with random strangers without protection and hope for the best . Now that this will be your tenth time getting pregnant im going to assume (which i know is rude but YOLO) that you are in a relationship with some one you are at least some what happy with(and if not just try to smile through it and work it out even if that means marriage therapy because you could just be going through a bump in the road) since you have already have nine children with them and are hoping for a tenth(which I is very strange like why would you want nine children never mind ten, that just screams headache to me ).
So you are aiming to have a tenth child because the nine you have are not enough that you need one more and you are wondering how am i going to get pregnant again. So lets say you are still at a good age to have child (no older that 45 even thats a bit of a push) and that you are medically well and that you are just asking about how to get pregnant for the tenth time just to ask and not for some medical reason cause i am only fifteen and even though i wish to be a doctor when i am older i can not help you with any medical business .
So we want you have get pregnant for the tenth time the best way possible so beats all the other ways you got pregnant so first you are going to want to look as good as you can but first lets worry about your other children.
So step one is getting the other children out of the house. so im going to make another assumption and that is there is at least a few of your nine children living at home if not all (i do not know the age of the other nine nor how successful they are and if they are able to get there own place or if they are even at the age to move out ). So to get them out of the house for either the night or at least a few hours you are going to have to make a plan of where they would be able to go whether it is just to the movie for an hour and a bit( if so you will have to work faster) or if they are able to stay a night at they're friends house which means you have all night to make your move and finally if you children are loners like myself they can stay at they're grandparents house even if you have to spilt the kids in half going to the two sets the grandparents which means you could get rid of them for the weekend . also another option if you have older children living at home you can tell the truth if they are having problems with wanting to go somewhere because i know nothing that would get me moving quicker out of the house is if my parent(s) told me they were planing on having sex , you can leave out the part about wanting to have another child let them have some surprise.
Step two which should honestly probably be step one which is to talk to your partner. There is no point in trying to have a tenth child if the person you are planing on having the child with does not want to have anymore children (i wouldnt blame them just saying) . So sit down with your partner and talk to them about how you feel and that you wish to have one more child or at least attempt to have one more child. If you yourself know that your partner does not want to have another child but still want to try you can just tell them that your children are going to be gone for such time and your hoping to have some alone time. Assuming they are willing to have sex you can then cut some holes into the condom and if you end up pregnant you can say the condom most have broke but i will personally say that if your partner does not want to have another child you should accept their opinion and leave at that.
