Yo yo yo man it's me,, it's time to fucking turn UP
I'm ready to skate fast and eat ass
Anyway this is for me to post anything that isn't poetry like funny stories or how America needs communism thank you ok bye motherbitches
You've all probably heard of kids having some fucking lames ass nicknames but lemme fucking tell you when I was in sixth grade I had a revelation and would not respond to any names other than The Salamander or Tape Smuggler for a few days it scared the fuck outta the couselors.
Also being the small weak kid I was I would get heat strokes weekly and throw my guts up at the nurses office at least once a day Bc PHEW Florida is HOT
Cried because a vegan died
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