Pit x F!Reader ~ Seven Minutes in Heaven

Seven Minutes in Heaven

[DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS A NONPROFIT FANFICTION! THE AUTHOR DOES NOT CLAIM TO OWN, OR TO HAVE INVENTED, ANY CHARACTERS OR CONCEPTS CONTAINED IN THIS WORK!]

"So, what should we play next?" the goddess of light asked, clapping her hands together in excitement. 

You pinched the bridge of your nose and sighed as you prepared yourself for the next game that Lady Palutena would force you to play. Needless to say, you were starting to get annoyed, but at least you didn't have to go through it alone. Your friend, Pit, was right there beside you.

"Maybe we could take a break, Lady Palutena? I mean, I haven't eaten in minutes…" Pit asked desperately.

"Oh bah! We can eat later, Pit! Let's just keep playing for a little longer!" the goddess waved him off as she tried to think of a new way to degrade the two of you. You could see tears forming in Pit's eyes as the thought of missing a meal began to eat away at his soul.

"Let's see…OH! I've got it!" the goddess's face lit up.

"Hmmmm, I wish I had a hamburger…" Pit whined as he rubbed his stomach, attempting to calm it's rage.

"We'll play seven minutes in heaven!"

"Whaaaaat!?" both you and Pit screamed in disbelief.

"I know! It's perfect, right? I don't know why I didn't think of it before!" Palutena applauded herself as she pushed you and Pit toward a small wooden door.

"Here, you can use this broom closet!" she said while pushing the two of you into the closet.

You searched your mind desperately for some excuse to get yourself out of the mess you were in.

"Uh…I just remembered me and Pit were supposed to go somewhere! Right, Pit?" you said as you looked over to Pit for support, but he was too busy crying to be any help.

"Alright you two, seven minutes! And DON'T just sit in here doing nothing! I'm a goddess-- I'll know!"

With that, she slammed the door shut, leaving you alone in almost complete darkness.

"Well…I guess we should do something?" you asked, unsure of what the young angel might say.

"Okay…" Pit sighed, resigning himself to his fate.

"So I guess we should make some kind of physical contact?" you asked nervously.

"Yeah, I'm not entirely sure how much more contact we could be making at this point!" Pit laughed.

You had to admit, he made a good point. There wasn't a lot of room in the tiny closet, and the small amount of space that was available was taken up by a jungle of boxes and dusty old brooms, add the two of you and you've got a tightly packed broom closet.

"Yeah, you have a--" you were cut short by Pit's lips slamming into your own, you might have fallen down backwards if you weren't already up against the wall.

You felt Pit's hands grab you around your waist as he pulled your body closer to his. You locked your arms around his neck and pulled yourself even closer, as if the tiny closet didn't have the two of you pressed together close enough already. You both stood there wrapping yourselves up in one another, hands running wild, when suddenly you heard the door swing open.

"Oops! What do we have here?" Palutena feigned innocence as she fought back a laugh.

"Uh…"

The two of you stood there paralyzed for a moment before you pushed Pit out of the closet and onto the ground.

"Ow… what was that for!?" Pit whined, a single tear swelling in the corner of his eye.

"For not keeping your hands to yourself!" you shot back, crossing your arms and putting on your best grumpy face before huffing away.

"Seriously, Pit, don't you have any idea how to treat a lady?" Palutena asked as if the whole ordeal wasn't her idea.

Pit just sat on the ground and watched as you walked off. You couldn't help but to feel a little guilty for throwing him under the bus the way you did, but you convinced yourself you'd make it up to him. Besides, you had something else you needed to think about: you hadn't had anything to eat all day, but for some strange reason you couldn't get the taste of hamburgers out of your mouth.

~End~