Namjoon new friend!

Fun times with Robert

A young man stands outside on the balcony of his of his apartment. He stared at the sky watching the birds fly by as he sipped on his chocolate milk he had put in a wine glass to feel fancy, even though he was over the legal drinking age. The smell of barbecue filled the air, his new neighbour was barbecuing.

He hadn't met his neighbour yet, he probably hasn't even seen him. So he stood up and yelled to him, his English was really good considering it wasn't his first language.

"HEY NEIGHBOUR, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?" His neighbour looked at him and waved.

"Oh uh hi!! Just some random stuff, do you wanna come over and try some?" He couldn't refuse this offer but he didn't even know his name yet.

"Could I get your name first?"

"Oh it's Robert, you?" Oh ok, his name is Robert.

"Namjoon Kim! But Namjoon works."

"Okay Namjoon! Come on over when your ready." Namjoon got up from his lounge chair, finished his chocolate milk and went in his apartment to change his pants because he was only wearing pajamas pants.

Namjoon left his apartment and walked over to Roberts apartment and knocked on the door. A woman who looked older then Robert opened the door "oh sorry wrong apartment" Namjoon said quietly "wait love, are you looking for Robert?" The older woman said "yeah!" Namjoon replied quickly "he's in here or he might be on the balcony" she said with a smile. Namjoon walked into the apartment and seen Robert on there balcony "hey there kid!" Robert said as Namjoon walked on the balcony "hey Robert"

They sat down at the little on the balcony and ate.

"아아아~ 맛있어요~" Robert looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"What?" Namjoon laughed at him.

"Oh, it's delicious." He blushed at him and giggled

"Thanks but it's really not.

"No no no it is!! You're lucky you can even cook without burning the building down, i can barely put on a pair of sunglasses without breaking them!!" Robert laughed at him.

"Are you really that clumsy?"

"Yeah, my partner and friends call me 'The God Of Destruction'."

"Oh is your partner home? I'd love to meet them"

"Ah he's at work right now but he should be home soon"

"Okay cool well my girlfriend lives here I'll go get her" Robert says with a grind and walks away

Nanjoom see Tony coming with a very old looking woman "this is my girlfriend she's dying she's only 97 thought too young too die like you" tony says and Namjoon looks confused but Tony rolls his eye to the back of his head and takes a roasting stick and stabs Namjoon to death "no one knows about my girlfriend" tony says

Tony then picks Nanjoon body and kisses his shoes and each strand of hair and throws Nanjoon into the fire pit roasts his dead body then roast marshmallows for his half dead girlfriend THE END!!