The day before the party🎈

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IYANNA: *iyanna texts Berline* Hey Berline are you ready for the party?
BERLINE: Wait isn't that tomorrow?
IYANNA: come over
BERLINE:ok
BERLINE:open the door I'm here
IYANNA:ok
BERLINE:hey gurl
IYANNA: wassup can you sleep over?
BERLINE: yea sure
IYANNA:ok it's 12am let's go to bed
BERLINE:ok goodnight can I sleep in your bed?
IYANNA: HELL NAH WTF DID YOU SMOKE BEFORE YOU CAME HERE BITCH YOU AINT SLEEPING IN MY BED U BETTER GO LAY IN THE BATH TUB OR ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!
BERLINE: Damn I just asked a question I'll just sleep on the couch!
IYANNA: OMFG BITCH NO THE HELL YOU AINT IF U SLEEP ON MY COUCH U BETTER HAVE PLASTIC BAGS UNDER YO ASS!
BERLINE: eh, I'll just sleep on the couch with out plastic bags.
IYANNA: OK BILLY BAD ASS GO AHEAD AND SEE WHERE YOU WAKE UP AT!
BERLINE: *FALLS ASLEEP ON COUCH WITHOUT PLASTIC BAGS*
IYANNA: this bitch think I'm playing with her.
IYANNA: *Pushes Berline off couch*
BERLINE: DAMN OUCH THAT HURT
IYANNA: I TOLD YO DUMB ASS NOT TO SLEEP ON MY COUCH WITHOUT THE PLASTIC.

         

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