Being Faye Kristen.

1.

Genesis, synonymous to beginning, and I have a bad morning, a bad genesis, a terrible one in fact I think I went deaf the moment Chris started talking.  How do I always end up in the weirdest conversations with people I hardly relate with.
Chris here for example is bursting because of a possible break up, I didn't know I was dating him till today, yes, we've gone out on some concerts, I've kissed him countable times but it's what campus is about. Is it not?
"Are you even listening to me? "

I'm not sure I'm  listening to me either, But i nod.
Its five am in the morning and Chris decided he's in the mood for some heartfelt speech.

"Listen, Chris, the past few days have been amazing and I understand if you want to break up,I'm a horrible person and I take fault in that ."

"That makes it all better to you doesn't it?"

"I feel like you are trying to trap me with that question and I'm not exactly smart at 5am so why don't you just go to your room and we can discuss this in the morning? "

He has this constipated look on his face, he's about to explode.  I'd use a cup of coffee right about now, or a shot of whiskey, or...

"You are a disappointment you know that,  hell fuck you! I thought you were an easy lay,  You can live your pathetic little life alone I'm done!"

With that he storms off leaving me bewildered. He could of just texted me. 
I lock the door ,Tina, my roommate looking at me wearily and head back to sleep.

"So much for being civil"

"I'm just gonna ask, is he some vampire?  Why would you wake a girl from her beauty sleep?  At 5? Only to break up and you weren't even dating in the first place "

"Tina,  there is an order for fifty cupcakes, I'd rather bake than think of my horrible morning "

"I swear I heard him cry"

"I swear I'll bake cookies off your eyes"

"Fine, let's send this stuff and get cash for our new T.V"

"Oven"

"Agree to disagree?"

"Fuck off."

Somehow, someway, baking with my roommate gets things out of my mind, it's the only way we pay rent since we both decided to live off school grounds. It's tough, so we do need our sleep,I need it because I have hectic classes.
Tina and I basically grew up together, we're one and the ... different, but we get along just fine.  Her boyfriend Brad is my arch nemesis but we are civil about it.

"Why can't you just get a boyfriend, a live one , not Channing, Dylan O'Brien or Posey,  a guy like a real one"

"I find myself betrothed okay? I don't ask for it, I find myself in it and it sucks yes, but cut me some slack."

"Don't use that tone with me missy, Brad's birthday is this weekend, and either i play match maker, or i swear to Zeus you'll meet your maker."

"Fine! Ill hunt for my man this time,"

Was I joking?  No
Being sarcastic? Probably
yet,id do it, after binge watching famously single, i decided i should actually get a guy who'd last me more than a month or two. I would.

"You're doing that thing with your eye when you are thinking. I'll deliver the ones ordered around, you deliver the ones needed down the street as you head to school."

"Fair enough"

Putting my hoodie on i carry my bundles of joy and head out.

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"Hey, you ordered cupcakes?"

I was buzzed in, I didn't expect to have to go to the third floor and only tenants had access to the elevator. So I might have lost five pounds in the pursuit of getting cash.
Composing my sweaty self I knock on the door and was welcomed to the apartment.

"I'll get my wallet, give me a minute,"

Before me stood Adonis, Zeus, hell Hercules,  you get the point.
How the hell did I not see him first?  Maybe the posh furniture disrupted me but Hallelujah!  The hunt hath beguneth!

"Are you okay? You look a little dehydrated!"

"Worked up a sweat using the stairs, not really athletic"

"Poor health choices perhaps, consider this your gym experience"

Shade, he just threw shade! Must be Hades. Are all good looking men asses?
Maybe.
Am i a stereotype?
Agree to disagree.
So sealing lips shut i wait for him to get his wallet, i could make out a figure of a girl in his room.

"Thank you, and keep the tip, for gym or whatever it is you do"

"Welcome,have a nice day"

With that i left the apartment with little to no plans of ever going back and headed to campus to face the wrath of math and biology.