Let's just say my pants catching on fire was an accident.
I was texting one of my friends, they sent me this hella funny meme, as I was walking in to meet the Mrs Clinton. Phone in my hands, meme on my screen, over here wheezing I didn't notice that my pants somehow spontaneously combusted.
"Your pants are on fire?" I heard an old screechy voice tell me, "oh shi-" I squealed as I felt my genitals burn for a good 25 seconds.
A slap of moist ass water cooled me down as I sighed, highfiving whoever saved me precious pee pee.
My eyes open wide as I notice the President.
Nope never mind it was Hillary Clinton.
"Thanks for that." I smile, noticing her wrinkled face.
Damn she cute.
To be continued....
Someday
*never
Also this book was just for laughs
I'm just a very bored person
Yeeehhhh
I mean at least...
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