clot clot wants to be a professional biek rider. he lieks the fast bikes with wheels. one day he got a fast bike with wheels and he is now v happy. he decided to ride to school on his brand new Bike. on his way to school he knocked over eight people by crashing into them. three had to go to hospital, including nerd guy who looks like my shruddy busbae.
nerd guy wuz angry but he got treated by shrek so it's fine, and you know what i mean when i say treated.
"OI OI BRUVS I AM CLOTAIRE OF CLOT CLOT TO MY FANS." he shouts as he enters the classroom on his first day back from le sumre brek (i don't know any french poblacko so im guessing).
"we know." says le petit nicolas.
"DID YE JUST SPEEK BAC 2 MOI? LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR OVERLORD, CLOTAIRE."
"yes master clot clot." he says, giving in to the fact that clotaire is better than everyone.
"where is that nerd that nobody cares about but who always answers my questions?" asks the crappy teacher.
"well i think i might have accidentally killed him but maybe he's OK." the almighty clotaire says.
"YE DID WOT HOE?"
"stfu i can do what i want cause im clotaire and im more valuable than every other person combined."
"k." everyone in the classroom says at once.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
the clotaire story
AventuraWE ALL KNOW HOW GR8 CLOTAIRE IS SO HERE IS A WHOLE FANFIC ABOUT HIM AND HIS IRRELEVANT FRIENDS WHO AREN'T AS IMPORTANT AS HIM.
