I still remember your delicate lips pressing againt mine.
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It was a bright morning. I was lounging on our sofa scoffing down doritos while observing Gordon Ramsey's fine yelling skills.
"WaSsUp FuCkEr!" You screeched as you naruto-ran down the stairs into our kitchen before yodelling Justin Bieber's "Baby".
You are one sexy beast.
"Barry-chan! Where are all the doritos, desu!" You whispered in a kawaii anime girl voice. By this time I had changed the channel to some hardcore S & M hentai since you think I'm cheating on you with Gordon. Which I am.
"I fucking ate then, shreku-sama." I said while choking on the last crumbs in a mega-sized cheetos x doritos crossover pack (I heard the idea spawned from a twilight Fanfiction).
You exited the kitchen and tip-toed towards me, soon blocking my view of a wet anime girls nipples. You licked my forehead before kissing my lips with your soft, crusty mouth.
"NoW wE sHaReD tHe DoRiToS, fUcKeR." You screamed seductively into my deaf ear.
I shot you that spring morning.
- a Barry.B Benson x Shrek Fanfiction written my me. ;^))
