Cadience: Tori! The house is on fire!
Tori: A p u z zle yeah
TV Mom: Me and your father are divorcing
Tori: What happened
TV Mom: I can't stand you. I wanted to Leave you in that alley way when you were five or sell you into that prostitute gang, but your father said no. We've been arguing ever since.
Tori: So it's my fault?
TV Mom: Now you know it's your fault. What are you gonna do know little brat?
Tori: A p u z zle a puzzle. Yeah.
(Cadience does the syncy with Tori)
Both: Yeah
TV Mom: Hey! Guadalupe!
Guadalupe: Yes Mami?
TV Mom: Take these idiots to the gang. Do what you want with them.
Guadalupe: Score! Come little mama citas.
Tori: Back off buster!
Cadience: Yeah! What are you? Stupid? You can't handle all this.
Guadalupe: No! I am Guadalupe! I think I can handle two little chikas
Cadiencd: I'm all that and a bag of roasted face
*yelps and hollars*
Tori: What's that?
Guadalupe: A lot of screaming. We are in the Hood.
Tori: Nope.
Cadience: That's the sound of forgiveness.
Guadalupe: Forgive you for what? Not coming to be prostitutes?
TV Mom: Shut up and take them!
(50 gang members show up out of no where. Tori jumps over to protect Cadience. They both glow bright white once they touch)
Tori: What the flip?!
Cadience: I don't know man. What do we do?
Both: A p u z zle. A puzzle. Yeah.
(explosion)
(random ninja enters)
Ninja: You two are now my proteges come.
TV Mom: No! These two are just a couple of brats!
(Ninja punches TV Mom in her dumb TV face)
To be continued...
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Syncventures
HumorTwo Best friends (sync buddies) do everything together. This is a series of short stories that it include a lot of randomness and quotes #LlamasWithHats. Read more to find out. I am not the only author to this book. I am just the one that put it on...
