Jeremy pulled the trigger, suddenly Michael felt another body in front of him.
It was Shrek.
His love had took a bullet for him.
"dADDY NO!" he yelled as ogre daddy fell to the floor
Shrek turned to him, weakly, "M-Michael, I'm sorry. But it's my time. To meet my.. lover." Michael froze. Shrek had been cheating on him! After all of this!
"His name..." Shrek gulped as more blood spilled out of his wound, "Is Harambe.." his eyes closed gradually.
Michael was a mix of grief and anger, he choke back tears.
"Bye, felicia." Jeremy said, as he stomped away.
"Jeremy! How could you do this!?" Michael pushed him against the wall. Michael glared at him. Jeremy looked away.
"My name isn't Jeremy.."
"What the hell do you mean!?" Michael growled.
"I'm Shrek." Jeremy took off his body suit, to reveal the true Shrek.
"What..."
"That wasn't Shrek." Jeremy stepped over to the body, slipping off the handsome green mask. To reveal, it was actually The Legend 27.
"The legend 27." Shrek, or Jeremy, said.
The legend 27 waved at Michael.
Michael rubbed his face to calm down. he looked back at jere- shrek and tears started rolling down his face. "then where is jeremy?"
"Jeremy is not a person.
I am Jeremy." Suddenly, behind the tree, another Jeremy popped out.
"No, I'm Jeremy."
More Jeremy's spilled out.
"I'm Jeremy!" A clone yelled.
"No, I am!"
Michael's eyes widened. "who- wh- where's his squip?! are there multiple of those too?!"
Suddenly, the squip showed up, next to Shrek Jeremy. "SO I WAS SHREKS SQUIP THIS ENTIRE TIME???"
The squip blinked a few times before going to the corner to contemplate life. "I'm fuckin' done."
"sh- have i been falling in love with two people in one body this whole time?!" michael yelled.
Suddenly, a Jeremy clone ran up to Michael.
"Michael! You gotta listen to me! Since last night, you've been in a coma! You're not dating Shrek! Wake up!"
Suddenly, Jesus burst out of the trees, "THAT IS A LIE!"
"whERE THE HELL AM I aND WHERES JEREMY AND OR SHREK" michael said, confused
Shrek faded away.
Jeremy turned to Michael, "Michael, you're in a coma! Listen! You can only get out of here one way!"
"oGRE DADDY WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" he yelled "nO COME BACK- I NEED YOU! HOW DO I EXCAPE?!"
"You gotta kill Jesus!" Jeremy shrieked. Suddenly Jesus shot lasers into the trees, blowing them up into oblivion.
"The reason Shrek is your "boyfriend" is because we were getting stoned in your basement, watching Shrek 2." Jeremy explained, "It's a long story.."
Jesus bellowed, "CAN I GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🅱️ONELESS JEREMY." Jesus picked up a Jeremy clone, and ate him.
"Holy shit.." Jeremy muttered.
"Jeremy!" Michael hopelessly yelled trying to find his boyf. He has to be heere somewhere.. which one was the real one though? he thought to himself.
Jeremy yelled back, "None of us are real, this is your dream, Michael. You gotta imagine some kick ass shit and it'll happen, dude. That's how we can beat his ass!" Jeremy said, "Watch this!"
A dolphin human popped up, and left hooked Jesus.
"Oh; yeah! My fursona from fifth grade!" Jeremy grinned.
A dolphin human popped up, and left hooked Jesus.
"Oh; yeah! My fursona from fifth grade!" Jeremy grinned.
"No, you're in the hospital, Michael. When you wake up, I'll explain, okay!?" Jeremy said, before more dolphins appeared.
" whY THE HELL AM I IN THE HOSPITAL- DID I SLIP ON MY TEARS IN THE BATHROOM OR SOME SHIT-" michel shook his head. not the time. "i.. uh... ca- gNF" michael struggles to think of what to do. how do i wake up? he thought to himself. "i knOW!"
michael scrunched his face and mutant snapchat hotdogs appeared next to him. the hotdogs grew and started to battle jesus.
"Yeah!" Suddenly Big Cheese showed up.
"🅱️ONELESS!" He shouted, before slapping Jesus repeatedly. "🅱️ICKHEAD."
michael inhaled "bLEP" he released his loudest blep ever. jesus fell to the ground.
Jesus groaned, "AaaAaahh!" He shrieked, "T-The bLep.."
Jesus suddenly faded away.
