SHREK X READER LEMON [WARNING:HARDCORE AND DEPRESSING]

Part 1

So as I said in the description, you were deeply in love with a handsome ogre called Shrek.
He was your crush since fourth grade because he was that popular guy from high school.He has a lot of fans, but there's only one person he loves the most.
Shall we begin?Alright.
You were sitting on a bench, lonely, thinking about him...
And suddenly, the phone rings.
"DEJA VU, I'VE BEEN ON THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREETS-" (best ringtone tbh.)
"Sup Y/N what you doin?"
(((It's always wyd not hyd)))
"I'm goo-"
"I asked wyd not hyd"
"-sob- I'm sitting on the bench.."
"Oh?Why?Are you waiting for someone?"
"Just the love of my life.."
"Y/N, are you goddamn sure he's your type?Do you even got to know him?"
"No..But I will!Today!"
"Alright.I'm coming over.Where are you?"
"At the central park."
You both hang up while you were waiting for your friend, Lisa.
(Let's just not argue about naming your friends ok)
And guess who just came?(you pervert fuck)
Your truly only love, Shrek.
He sat right next to you, listening to loud rock music, like a real rebel.
"Hey~" He said, while looking at you.
You were blushing like hell, and you were lost, anxious.
"H-hi.."
"I bet you've heard of me,buuut, have we met before?You look familiar." He replied , touching his chin.
"I...I don't think so, but yeah I see you everyday at school."
(Guess that you got courage now.)
"Well, let's get along then.My name is Shrek, and yours?"
"M-My name is Y/N."
"Cool name Y/N. I like it."
Your friend just arrived in the park greeting you and Shrek.
"Sup Y/N...Shrek."
"Hey, are you Lisa?"
"Uh yeah, I'm your chemistry classmate."
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Author's note:
Well, that's all. Part two is coming soon.Hope you enjoyed my shit. Cya ;D