What's your name? - Ms. Uninterested
Where are you from? - My parents
Where do you live? - Next to my neighbours
Post a risky pic - post a pic of the word risky
Post a figure pic - post a pic of a stickman
Post a selfie - post a pic of a potato (or anything you'd like)
Are you horny? - hungry*
Wanna see my d*ck? - put a donut on it and run out on the streets
Post a booty pic - Post a pic of an animal booty
I've got a big d*ck, wanna see it? - If it's big enough put it in your ass, it's like gay sex but with yourself
You're cute - I know right?
What do you look like? - like a potato
How tall are you? - 2 inches
Are you shaved down there? - Dude I even got hair on my butt
What are you wearing? - Clothes
What time is it where you live? - it was 1986 when I was alive last time
Who would you wanna date? - Myself
Crush?? - Me
What's your skype? - Private
Single? - I'm only dating food
How are you? - Hungry
What are you doing? - Being hungry
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How to: answer to questions in a more fun way
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