My beautiful wife - Denmark x pineapple

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Mathias opened the door to his house, whom he shared with his lovely wife, Emma. Emma was a pineapple, but he still loved her, nonetheless. "Honey, I'm home~!" Mathias shouted. He then laughed. "Oh, right. I forgot you can't really walk..." Mathias then went up to his room (that he shared with his lovely wife of course) and decided it was time to sleep. He cuddled up against her and fell asleep. The next morning, he got up and got ready for work. On his way out, he shouted, "Honey! I'm leaving for work! I'll be back later!" and left for work.

When he got back home, he couldn't find Emma. He then saw Berwald with Emma. "What are you doing with her Berwald??!" "Throwing 'her' away." "NOOOO! THAT'S MY WIFE! DON'T THROW HER AWAY!" "...Your wife is a pineapple. She's rotting. She has to go." Mathias sniffled and realized it had to be done. When he went to his room, he opened the closet to find some pajamas, and there they were. 3 beautiful children. They looked just like Emma. He started crying tears of joy. They looked just like her! Except they had his face. He still loved them, nonetheless. He was finally a father.

A few minutes later, he came out of his room, with his 3 (pineapple) children, crying tears of joy. Berwald looked at him. "Look, Berwald! I'm finally a father! This is the best day ever! I didn't think I'd ever be a father!" Mathias, still crying tears of joy, told Berwald. "...That's...nice."

"I still miss Emma, though..." Mathias said, sniffling. Berwald patted his shoulder. "...it's okay, Mathias. It's for the best." Mathias suddenly had an idea. "Wait, she deserves to have a proper burial!" Mathias retrieved Emma, hurrying to the back yard. "I'm so sorry, Emma," He whispered, feeling tears run down his cheeks. "It's for the best."

Berwald came outside, seeing Mathias crying. Suddenly, Tino burst through the back door. "Oh my gosh! What's wrong, Mathias? Are you okay?" Tino patted Mathias on the back and hugged him. "It's gonna be okay, I promise." Tino said, hugging Mathias tighter. Berwald went in the house, and got Lukas and Emil. Lukas dug a grave for Emma. Emil was mourning with Mathias and Tino. Berwald, in the mean time, was getting the other decorations ready. "It's time, Mathias." Said Lukas. He sniffled. "O-Okay..." Mathias stood up, and gently placed Emma in the casket. He kissed her goodbye one last time, sniffling. "I love you Emma," he whispered. "I will never replace you."

After the funeral, Mathias went into his room and laid down on his bed, his children following him. They cuddled up against him and all 4 of them fell asleep.

The End.