Leia's Diary

Chapter 1

It's 3:30 am and I'm hyperventilating. I'm probably going into labor. Han's at work/cantina. My stomach is as big as a blimp. I try to reach for the phone, 1 inch away, but, it's sooo far. C-3PO comes in and hands me the phone after I press the "Help" button. I call the nurse and she comes over asap. I ask C-3PO to call Luke and Han.

I said "Tell them it is an urgent emergency."

Luke arrives in 2 minutes while Han arrives in 10.

"Sorry I'm late sweetheart." Han says while holding my hand.

"Why's he here?" Han adds.

"He's my brother." I say back. "He has the right to be here." I add.

The nurse calls in for some medical droids. They try to move me onto a gurny when I slap them and say,

"No! I am giving birth in my own bed!"

"What?!" Han says. "I am not sleeping in a bed with water and blood!"

"Then we will just buy a new bed." I reply with a smirk.

"Hee-hoo-hee-hoo" I huff and puff.

"Oh, God." Luke says.