Bob Plumb suspected something was a little off when his charming friend tried to sniff him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly wide Alpaca, Lisa Gloop, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Lisa proved to be chubby and seemed to have a have unhealthy obsession with dancing.
Bob soon learned that Lisa had taken an oath to never kiss a human being.
When Bob's friend is injured during a drunk driving accident, Bob realizes that his own life is at risk
Despite Lisa's black fur and giant feet, Bob finds himself falling for the Alpaca. Only date will decide whether she kills him or protects him.
One night, a Donkey appears before Bob and warns him of a darkness within Lisa. The Donkey gives Bob the tattered sword - the only weapon that can defeat a wide Alpaca.
Will Bob find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly confused?
