Veggie talps

Lob

-Larry's POV

I wonder what Bobs doing... Maybe I should call him

*doo doo doo* hey Bob what are you up to?

Nothi-n-n-g moans

what was that? bob are you... cheating on me???

no, no, no I'm just masturbating to a picture of you... I-I swear...

okay... I gotta go anyway. I uh love you bob... *hangs up*

Maybe I should surprise him and visit.

Larry arrives at Bobs home

Larry what are you doing???

I wanted to um... surprise you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

please don't yell at me Larry... you weren't giving me what I wanted... I asked you for sex twice this month and each time you said no...

That doesn't give you an excuse to cheat on me with this fruit lookin' bitch.

Don't let your anger out on Kylie, shes sweet. Kylie leave please

Kylie leaves angrily

You're a cute-cumber... I didn't mean what I did...

shut the fuck up I'm leaving your fruity tooty ass

no.... please don't...

Larry stomps out of the house in a weird green-ish red shade,

I cant believe this... I poured my heart out to that tomato and this is what I get... I need a real man. Someone who disrespects women and grabs them by the pussy.

Hello, get the fuck out of my way please.

I cant believe it... Its like a dream come true this orange human is lacking manners... I must stick my itty bitty larry the cucumber up his ass...

Yes sir, phew someones feisty... whats your name?

Donald, Donald Trump that is. Thanks for the compliment, but I must get going I must get my hotel room before that Hillary bitch steals it.

This is my chance to finally be pleasured... Ever since I stuck it in that Tomato my dicks been peeling, but its finally gotten better I can finally stick it in someone that wont harm me or my big juicy slimy cock.

Donald Trumps POV

Hey, do you wanna come with me to my hotel room?

I shouldn't have said that... Maybe he isn't as horny as I am...

Yeah, that would be uh nice

ugh his grin makes my little Donny hard

Trump and Larry skip down the path into the hotel room.

I uh, have something to tell you Larry

what is it?

I'm married, but I don't love her.... Shes just for show... Her pussy is looser then Snookys and I haven't been pleasured in awhile... So if we do anything sexual I just wanted you to know.

its okay lets do it

Do you bottom or top... I can do both so its really your decision 

I normally bottom...

Larry's POV

As soon as I said bottom Trump grabbed me by my bumpy cucumber waist and sat me on the counter, he soon pulled his oddly red dick. It looked like a Dorito chip, but I didn't say anything.

You know whats so special about my dick Larry?

what?

it was casted in Phineas and Ferb...

Holy shit that's why phineas's head was shaped like a Dorito chip...

He put it in fast, it was so big and wet. I felt him thrusting, I knew he was about to climax I could feel his little Donny getting more and more excited. I felt him pull out slow...

Let me get something, it'll make this more interesting...

he pulled out a contraption with a dick on the front of it. he attached it to his face and got on his knees. he grabbed me and turned me around he stuck his face near my ass and stuck the contraction in me , I could feel it in my toes...  he moved his head back in forth... He then grabbed another object from his bag. it was a bottle of hot wax.. I didn't know what he was about to do until he poured the hot wax down my back. It hurt but I couldn't help but moan, I let out my sexual roar, I curled my toes and formed my hands into a fist. he then got ice and moved it side to side on my back. it felt so satisfying I could hardly handle it.

Ca-a-n I be... top...?

sure thing my little cockcumber

DONALDS POV

As soon as he threw me onto the bed I got goosebumps, I knew what he was gonna do...

neigh my little donkey

ne-ei-gh I muttered

he rode me screaming "yeehaw"

I felt his juicy hard cock in my stomach he rode me faster than a drag racer drifting on edge I continued to neigh attempting to satisfy his needs. just the thought of Larry was overwhelming I hope we can continue having sexual flings.

Larry, I think its time for you to go. I have a meeting in an hour.

Okay, hopefully Ill see you later...

End of Chapter 1