Steves Diamond Sword // Minecraft Smut

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Alex's POV
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I was mining in a dark cave, barely any torches left, when I heard the sound of someone from a distance also mining. I was surprised. I haven't seen anyone on the server in a while. Was it herobrine? I mined the last few diamonds, and I headed back to my house quickly. I was very sleepy, and as soon as I got home I flopped onto my bed.
The next day
I sprang out of my bed, and went straight for my crafting table. I had 16 diamonds and I was ready to make a beautiful diamond sword. I very slowly crafted it, almost drooling over how gorgeous it was. It was almost too perfect to use. I also made a helmet that shined brighter than the stars and a pickaxe that could break any ore. I walked outside and took a whiff of the air. Smells like fresh bacon and titties. I walked down the hill just a little bit, and saw what I thought to be a pig that was on fire. I quickly sprinted over to it and whipped my diamond sword out. I hit it once and it died. Right when I was collecting the meat, a man with a shining diamond sword like mine stopped me. "That was my pork." He said in a low voice. I jumped, and immediately threw the meat at him. He picked it up, and I apologized. "I'm sorry. I haven't seen anyone in here in a while and I was confused when I saw the pig burning." I said softly, being shy. "Oh your fine. I didn't catch your name?" He said. "I'm Alex. And you?" I asked. "I'm Steve, nice to meet you." He put his hand out, and I shook it. He was very tan, with a light blue ripped up shirt, and tight skinny jeans. He had brown hair and brown eyes that twinkled in the sunlight. I couldn't lie, he was very sexy. "So, you want to come to my house? It's right up the hill." I asked him being friendly. "Sure thing." He said, sprinting up the hill. I caught up, and showed him around. My house was one story and simple, nothing to brag about. We talked for hours about how many creepers we killed in the past few days, and how are dogs are autistically challenged and too stupid to sit down.