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ITS HOT AS FUKK IM MY ROOM

-cat shit on carpet
     -spent like a day cleaning that up
   - had to go to er because of bitch ass cat that is my son
- bitch...

I stay up at night thinking about everything too much like...boi..fam
..human..
What happens when we die
To we know we're dead?
Do we just see black forever?.. Do we die see a flash and then bam we're a new baby and a new person? CAUSE BITCH IDK
   Would it hurt to get shot in the head?
WHAT IF WE JUST WORRY ABOUT LITTLE THINGS TO MAKE IS FEEL LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST BIRTH LIVING AND THEN BOOM DEATH WOWWIE HI HRU.

I just thought about what if people who put like plain donuts in coffee....like.. What if they were drunk and dunked a slice of pizza into their coffee and were like "good shit" and then just like watched the office...or CSI...

Its obvious I'm not ready for life, BUT LIKE SOMEONE TOLD ME MCDONALDS COFFE ISNT REAL COFFE ITS FAKE SHIT BUT LIKE THEN WHAT IS REAL COFFEE WHATS IN MCDONALDS COFFEE.. Am I an asshole to McDonalds cause that's where I split my head open and a dude at the register was being a dik....cause like I will not go there..ರ_ರ I'm so sorry..

I wonder if the people who write the shit about everyone's names on urban dictionary wrote it about themselves cause they wanted other people with the same name to feel better and then like..a group of josh's just formed like ~support~... Ok I'm done

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 19, 2017 ⏰

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