Once upon a time, in a galaxy called Abbielandia far far away, there was a group of seven friends wandering through the meadows. They were Hannah the Golden Heart, Larissa the Bold, Taylor the Wise, Juliet the Assassin, Noelle the Ship Master, Ellis the Unicorn, and Kyle the Concealed. They were known as the the Six Cans of Poopsi or the Council... and Kyle. Little did they know, there were villains in this peaceful land. And they were about to meet them.
Suddenly, Aidan and Adin the Evil Goat Lovers swooped down from a vine and grabbed Kyle the Concealed. To the shocked group, Adin yelled, "I took him cause he's hot!" Aidan added, "Plus, you don't need him anyway!" As Adin and Aidan the Evil Goat Lovers disappeared from sight, the group of friends realized they needed to find where the Goats lived to get Kyle back.
After much wandering, they stumbled upon Abbie the Clumsy and her sidekick, Brooke the Roast Master. Or maybe Abbie's the sidekick. Either way, Abbie was the ruler of Abbielandia and Brooke was her best friend. Abbie knew every area in her land by heart, so the Six Cans of Poopsi decided to ask her where Adin and Aidan the Evil Goat Lovers lived. She gave the friends directions, and they were on their way.
On the journey, Larissa the Bold ran ahead, not careful of anything. Taylor the Wise tailed her so that she would(n't) kill herself. Ellis the Unicorn took the rear to make sure no one got lost or died. Hannah the Golden Heart, Juliet the Assassin, and Noelle the Ship Master walked in between these crazy people.
When the Six Cans of Poopsi finally reached what they thought was Adin and Aidan's house, they were stopped by four guards: David the Casanova, Ethan the Confident, and two steampunk skeletons. The Evil Goats were not home, so they were safe. David and Ethan were easy to distract, however, when we summoned Abigail the Argumentative and Alyson the I Couldn't Think Of Anything. Juliet the Assassin attacked the skeletons, and by the time she was finished with them, they were piles of dust. Then, they threw Juliet at the window to break in. As soon as they climbed through, Larissa was foolish and drank what looked like Poopsi. In reality, it was a potion that turned her into a rainbow, and they had to leave her behind.
Hannah the Golden Heart found a door and they used Juliet to break it down. Juliet rolled down a flight of stairs, and her friends heard her call a faint "I'm okay." They went down and looked for Kyle the Concealed. They heard soft humming of the song Single Ladies and Noelle the Ship Master found the source. It was a lollipop with Kyle's face in it. Suddenly Adin and Aidan the Evil Goat Lovers swooped in through a wall and said, "That's right! We trapped your boyfriend in a lollipop. You'll never get him out! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But you can take this guy!" They shoved a boy named Noah the Shy at Noelle and she and her friends shuddered. Then Ellis shot laser beams at Adin and Aidan with her horn, killing them.
Finally, Mrs. Buckley woke up from this awful dream, hoping she would never see those things again.
