Who stole Dan's cereal?

Someone has eaten Dan's cereal

I was just sitting casually in my bedroom. I wasn't doing anything with Phil because he was filming a video with Shane Dawson.
I don't know what they where doing but they where going in and out of the kitchen.
How did they even film, THE FUCKING DRILL MAN WAS DRILLING AND DIDNT STOP.
He began to get on my nerves. Like who the fuck drills from 4am till 12pm.
Ugh, I didn't wanna listen to the drilling so I put my headphones in and listened to Nick Jonas's new album.
Right after plugged in my headphones I herd a BIG BANG!
What the heck was Phil and Shane doing?
I took my laptop from my desk and looked at some really good memes.
After a couple hours I wanted some food.
I started walking to the kitchen, but then Phil shouted "CAN YOU CHECK IF MY PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED?"
UGHHHHH, I thought.
"OK!" I yelled back.
I walked down the 47 steps down to the front door.
When I came down door was wide-open.
What the heck, I thought.
I tried closing the door but it was broken.
I push the door so it was kind a closest.
It was no package there, so that was a waste of time.
I walked up the 47 steps, AGAIN.
I could hear my own heartbeat because I was that tired.
"WAS THE PACKAGE THERE?" Phil yelled.
"No" I said back.
I walked into the kitchen to see DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN.
My milk and cereal was eaten up, who could do such thing.
"PPPPHHHHIIILLLL!?!?!?" I screamed.
He came running to the kitchen with Shane walking behind him.
"What is it?" Phil said confused.
"HAVE YOU EATEN MY CEREAL?!?" I yelled at him.
"No, what do you mean?" Phil asked very scared.
"SHANE HAVE YOU EATEN MY CEREAL?!?" I kinda yelled in he's face.
"No? You know I'm not always hungry" he said and laughed.
"So who did it then?" I said.

"I need to interview you two, SHANE FIRST!"
I sat up the brightest light I found beside the table.
Shane sat down in the chair in front of me.
"WHere were you when my cereal was eaten?!"
I asked Shane.
"I don't know, probably with Phil" he answered.
"Yes, but where were you at that exact moment?" I said.
Shane looked at me with a strange look and said "we don't even know when that exact moment was..."
"SHUSH!!" I said to him.
"We all know you love food, so tell me why it isn't you?"
"Because I was sitting in Phil's room the whole time" Shane said and laughed.
"NO" I screamed and slammed the table.
Shane suddenly got really scared.
"I KNOW YOU AND PHIL WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND DID SOMETHING, I COULD HEAR YOU"
"NO, that was Phil" Shanec said.
"PHILLL!" I shouted.
Phil came walking in annoyed.
"SIT DOWN, SHANE you're out"
"Dan, won't you just stop it" Phil said.
"Phil what do you mean, some has eaten my cereal and it may be you, so sit down"
"UGH" Phil complained.
"Ok, Phil why wasn't it you?"
"Because did you see any bowl in the kitchen?" Phil said and looked at me like I was dumb.
"No" I said.
"But then, why where you in the kitchen?"
"I was looking for my phone" Phil said.
"Oh, who was it then?" I said
"I don't know" Phil answered.
"OMG, IM SO STUPID. What if it was someone that made that BIG BANG." I said disappointed in my self.
Then I ran down the 47 steps down, AGAIN.
I wran down in the garden thing to see the FUCKING DRILL MAN!
He was sitting there eating with my spoon, from MY bowl, WITH MY CEREAL.
"OH HE'S SO DEAD" I SHOUTED
THE END