Quotes & Moats

Hai. My book is a book of quotes, and occasionally, stories about moats. Here is the first moat story.

The Moat and the Potato

Once upon a time, there was a happy garlic potato named Phil. Phil was frolicking around in the tall dry grass when all of a sudden, he fell into a moat. The end.

And now for my brilliant quotes:

"Hello"~ William Shakespeare probably said this once.

That is all for today. I shall post again tomorrow.