4:17PMBaconHay Bae wanna do some RpSteakWho is baeBaconUSteakSure mah bahBaconOk character analysisI'll be trump/56/ like to fuck everything up/ likes blowing countries up and being sexist and racistSteakMr. penis digger/69 yrs old/ likes cutting off people's genitals/eats shit drinks cum/ fucks anything livingBaconI'll startSteak( ok )Bacon/sex\Wonday trump was thinking of world domination and global genocide then he came up with an idea! He said "FFS IM SO HORNY AND WANT TO BLOW UP NORTH KOREA BUT THEY HAVE ANTI MISSILE DEFENSE" he thought...SteakAnd then mr penis digger came in to his room with his 69 inch penis and said *IMMA FUCK U SO HARD U ORANGE FACE FUCK BOI MMMMMM YES THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD, oh btw i can help u with world domination "BaconI said " sure mr penis digger gladly " now he walked over to his Alienware laptop and searched up in google "how to world domination for dummies" he read there whilst my penis digger was mining for big cock in his room often hearing horrific screams TEN HOURS LATER "OK ITS READY DICK" he answered with" cOmInG"Steak'oh it says slaughter your nemisis contries with gaint nukes and if they fight back just pray' hmmm its made by Xx_BiGdAdDy6921_xX so its obviously realBaconTrump said" OH MY GOD DICK WE FOUND THE ULTIMATE GUYDE " dick rplyed saying "yes sire"Steakso we launch the nukes out to every major countries in the world but then...Bacontrump said " Whats going on?!?!?" Dick said " idk that wasnt supposed to happen " SIRENS GO OFF "EMERGENY PROTOCOL" OVER AND OVER trump frantically reads through the error and sees 7 key words "NORTH KOREA IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP" trump said " theres NOTHING WE CAN D- wait i -i think i remember ~~~~flashback~~~~ trump was just a little boy he was playing in his huge personal theme park when suddenly he noticed two men in trench coats standing by him trump said " Ur NoT AlouD In HerE" And then the men said " call us if you need us" they gave me a buisness card on it saying 6921-666-420~~~flashback~~~ ill call them now i said and dick said "ok" AND BEFORE I EVEN TOOK MY PHONE OUT A HUGE SONIC SHOCKWAVE WENT OUTSIDE AND SHOOK THE EARTH and he looked up and there they were besher and chestar....Chickentje fuck is wrong with you bothSteak*o m g* ahahhahahahaha and then besher and chestar blew up the earth no the universe with trump and dick in their hands flying through the multiverse and then a huge explosion went off behind us and besher and chestars nemisis come along "NOOO ITS THE GREAT POTATO OVERLORD OUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS" yelled besherBacon"BESHER WITH ME ANY YOU TOGETHER WE CAN KILL ANYTHING" INCITING AN ANCIEANT ELGORITHIM FROM MATH MAGICIANS WE FROMED THE POWERD OF FRIE- I MEANT DEATH" AND KILLED THE BEAST WITH ONE PUNCH AND THE SHOCKWAVE WAS SO STRONG IT SENT EVERYONE BACK IN TIME-NO A DIFFERENT MULTIVERSE AND WE WERE ON EARTH BUT THEN A NUKE WENT OFF AND EVERYONES SKIN PEELED OFF AND THERE BONES EVAPORATED AND THE ONLY SURVIVORS WERE BESHER AND CHEST {SINCE THERE IMMORTAL} THE END OF RP
