| THE SIDE WAYS SHUFFLE |

Dogs and Dwellers

LOYAL: "WELCOME BACK FOLKS TO THE SIDEWAYS SHUFFLE WITH YOUR HOSTS LOYAL AND CREATIVITY!!!!"

*LOYAL pulls in CREATIVITY, kissing her on the lips, then pulling away to business, but still keeping her arm wrapped around her."

LOYAL: "Anyway! Today in the news we have a campaign to give dogs equal rights! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE!"

CREATIVITY: "We also have a protest happening for the right to get paid maximum wage for Couch Dwelling. We have Enthusiasm at the protest to see what the protesters think! LETS GET TO IT!"

*The screen shifts to a city with hundreds of people in front of a gray building holding signs.*

*Enthusiasm holds a microphone to a person as she jumps up and down she almost hits the person with the microphone.*

ENTHUSIASM: "So what is your name and why do you believe in maximum wage for Couch Dwellers?"

MILO NUNYABUSINESS: "well my name is milo nunyabusiness and I believe in maximum wage for couch dwellers because we do just as much work as the chair sitters and they get medium wage!  I also believe in equal rights for dogs because my dog, Max is a good dog besides the fact he's a rapist (we're going to therapy for that).  Nyla and I are professional couch dwellers and we are hard workers!"

E: "Thank you, Milo! Now, Nyla why do you believe in maximum wage for couch dwellers?"

*E turns the microphone to a blonde girl with brown eyebrows, eyes and is wearing a Camp Half Blood shirt, red suspenders, jeggings, and a blue pine tree hat.*

NYLA KINS: "Well I pretty much believe for the same reasons as Milo along with the dog thing *shudders*-"

MILO: "SQUAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!"

(DOGGO-CHAN: "dude stop you do this all the time wtf")

NYLA: "BEAN SHOOSH! (They had a bit too much to drink last night.)-"

MILO: "WINK WOOONNNKKK!!!"

NYLA: "NO BINGO BONGO!!!!"

MILO: "WIIINNNKKK WOOONNNKKKK!!!"

NYLA: "BINGO HECKLING BONGO!!!"

(DOGGO-CHAN: "we're gonna be here for the rest of time. better pack up yer shite")

MILO: "thIS LITTLE BEAN WENT TO THE MARKET,"

NYLA: "NO,"

MILO: "THIS LITTLE BEAN WENT TO THE CHEESECAKE,"

(DOGGO-CHAN: "s  t t  o   o op  p p")

MILO: "THIS LITTLE BEAN WENT WEWAWEWAWEAWEAWEAWEAEAWEEAA A LL TGGE WAWY TO THE TRASHSSHSHSHCAANANANANANANAN!"

E: "WELP IT'S TIME FOR THE WEATHER! TAKE IT AWAY OPTIMISM!!!"

*The screen starts to shift but as it does you just hear Milo screaming wink wonk, Nyla screaming bingo bongo, Doggo Chan begging for death then the screen shifts.*

OPTIMISM: "Today is going to be sunny, very sunny-"

HUMOR (WHILE BACKSTAGE): "But it's raining-"