Hi my name is josh. I am not just your ordinary everyday josh, I am Josh Enstein. Yeah thats right I am an Enstein, no not really I just use that name to make myself feel better about myself. The only thing I am good at doing is getting locked in my dorm room, which is really weird because it only happens when the popular boys walk by. I only have two friends one of them is Miranda prest and my other freind, well it's my food. Miranda and I work at the same job known as Dairy Queen . Thats actually how we met which is a ittle weird considering that we go to college together. We actually just found that we go to same college a few days ago, but ever since then we have been best friends.
Enough about me I am sure you have just been sitting on the edge of your seat to hear about my amazing job, riggtttthhhh, pft sure, Anyways the other day when I was making an oreo blizzard Miranda walks in and ask how every one was doing, but of course no one answers except for me. I stopped the blizzard making machine and I yelled really loud that I was doing great, so loud that I could have gotten fired if my boss was there. I would not actually mind if I got fired though, this job stinks they expect me to listen to the costomers...who do they think I am? Thats also how they treat me in college, around two days ago my teacher told me to get quite...again who do they think they are talking to did they forget I was an enstein. Everytime I say something my professor is just like josh my you better get quiet, lne time he made me so mad that I said did you forget I am an Enstien. After I said that he said he was not so sure that I was. Wait hold up how did we get here from me talking about my job ohh yeah I remember now well I think you heard enough about my terrible life and my terrible job, maybe you should meet my friend Miranda.
Well since can't actually see her I will just describe her well first of she is standing in the kitchen, she has long blonde hair, she has green eyes, she is about 5'3, she is wearing a neon pink shirt, blue jeans, and she has on black sandals. Hopefully you can envision what she looks like, but some stuff about her is that she is scared of spiders, she has speech problems, her favorite wcolor is yellow, and she love dogs. She wants to be a veterinarian so she will be in college a little bit longer than me. I want to be an enterprenuar when I grow up, I what to to be the first one to sell a time machine, which be possinle because I am an Enstein of course. Yeah like that is even possible. Maybe I will get started on that tomorrow, but for now I am going to sleep see you in te morning.
