Matthew X Rachel (Ratthew)

Matthew X Rachel

Hey so there was a day at school where Matthew was sitting alone with Marcus who was making out with all of his sexy fidget spinners. Matthew wanted a fidget spinner so bad, he killed marcus and took all of them. Even though Matthew had what he wanted, he still felt empty, so he made out with Marcus's dead body. He liked it a lot. He wondered what would happen if he made out with a girls dead body, so he killed Bita, and made out with her. It felt great because Bita was a lady (barely) Then we wondered what it would feel like to make out with a real girl, so he asked for a bunch of girls to make out with him, but they all said no because he was really ugly. He was gonna kill himself by jumping off the science building. While he was up on the roof, ready to jump off, he saw the ugliest girl in school, Rachel, who was also gonna jump off. He said "HeY BaBy WaNnA GT FrEAky oN THiS RoOF" tO RAchel. SHe said "WWWOOOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEE I LOVE ANIME! leTS HAVE WAIFU BABIES" Then then made out, but before they could make babies, they fell off and almost died, but they landed on Mr Levine's sexy muscles. which saved them. "i lOVE yOU" mATTHEW SAID TO rACHEL. "i lOVE YoU aND ANIME" Lets be waifus together.

It was two months later, and Rachel and Matthew were the SeXiEsT couple in the school. "Wow. I wish i could have a girlfriend like that." Sheffield said. "But all i have is MY SEXY ROBLOX GIRLFRIEND." Sheffield then began humping his Roblox body pillow, and then he died from an overdose on cocaine. "WOWZA WeLl thAt WaS ReALLy HoT!!" Matthew said. "YEAH X3 IT WAS SUUUPPPPER KAWAII DESU DESU-CHAN" Rachel said. "LeTs gO BeFoRe i mAKE OUt wItH ThaT bOdY PiLLoW" Matthew said, taking Rachel to his house. "WOWZA!!! YOU HAVE INJUSTICE TWO??? I LOVE HARELY QUINN CAUSE SHE IS SOOO KAWAII!" Rachel said, jumping up and down. "oH nO BABy wE aRE GONnA HaVE SoMe sPeCiaL fUN" Matthew said, taking off his pants. "YIPEEEEEE LETS MAKE SOME TENTACLE HENTAI!!" Rachel said, grabbing her giant sex squid from her backpack. "Oh bAbY ThAt sOUndS sMeXy!!!" Matthew said, taking off his tighty-whities. Right as they were about to make some hentai, Owen Larimer burst through the door "WOAH KIDDIES ARE YOU ABOUT TO MAKE BABIES WITH MY WAIFU?????" Owen said. "NO OWEN-SAN!!! I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE-SAN!! I WAS TOO KAWAII-CHAN FOR YOU!!! YOU DONT DESERVE ME-SAN X3333333" Rachel said. "yEaH BaCk OfF my sExY wAiFu" Matthew said. "SORRY OLD CHAP, BUT I LOVE RACHEL, AND YOU ARE TO UGLY FOR HER!! YOUR HAIR ISNT AS LONG AS MINE." Owen said. "WWWWOOOOWWWEEEE HE IS RIGHT MATTHEW, HIS KAWAII-KUN HAIR IS SOOOOOO SMEXY xP" Rachel said, kicking Matthew to the ground. "WAaWaWaWa dOnT lEavE mE!!! iM ToO UgLy tO GeT aNoTHeR WaIfu!" Matthew said, crying. "PIP PIP CHERRIOS, IM OFF TO MAKE SOME SLIMEOCTOPUS BABIES." Owen said, making out with Rachel.

Two years later, Matthew was arrested for trying to have sex with a fidget spinner, and Owen killed himself because his mom made him cut his hair.

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