Malicious Hooligan

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by Daiiiy

by Daiiiy

Kind Youtuber MRS HAIL'A POTVIN is arguing with bold Youtuber MRS MARISSA HADDOCK. HAIL'A tries to hug MARISSA but she shakes her off.

HAIL'A
Please Marissa, don't leave me.

MARRISA
I'm sorry Hail'a, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.

HAIL'A
I am such a person!

MARRISA frowns.

MARRISA
I'm sorry, Hail'a. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

MARRISA leaves.

HAIL'A sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, caring scout MISS OLIVIA POTVIN barges in looking flustered.

HAIL'A
Goodness, Olivia! Is everything okay?

OLIVIA
I'm afraid not.

HAIL'A
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

OLIVIA
It's ... a hooligan ... I saw an evil hooligan tickle a bunch of children!

HAIL'A
Defenseless children?

OLIVIA
Yes, defenseless children!

HAIL'A
Bloomin' heck, Olivia! We've got to do something.

OLIVIA
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

HAIL'A
You can start by telling me where this happened.

OLIVIA
I was...

OLIVIA fans herself and begins to wheeze.

HAIL'A
Focus Olivia, focus! Where did it happen?

OLIVIA
Miami Beach! That's right - Miami Beach!

HAIL'A springs up and begins to run.

A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

HAIL'A rushes along the street, followed by OLIVIA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.