apply lip gloss – bash the bishop – bate – beat it – beat off – beat (one's) meat – beat the bishop – beat the kids – bop the bishop – buck the slobbering donkey – choke (one's) chicken – choke the chicken – cook up a batch – crack one off – date Miss Michigan – date Mrs. Palmer – double-click (one's) mouse – drop the kids off at the pool – fap – five knuckle shuffle – flick (one's) bean – flick the bean – flog (one's) log – flog the bishop – flog the log – frig – go to the bank – have a date with Rosey Palmer – have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters – have a tug of war with Cyclops – have a wank – have sex with (one's self) – hump (one's) fist – jack off – jerk it – jerk off – jerk (one's) gherkin – jerk the gherkin – jerk the johnson – jill off – junior Olympic pole vaulting – kill a kitten – master debater – paint the ceiling – pet (one's) kitty – pet the bunny – play pocket pinball – play with (one's self) – pluck (one's) twanger – plunk (one's) twanger – polish (one's) knob – polish (one's) pearl – polish the family jewels – polish the pearl – pound (one's) pud – pudwhack – pud wrestle – pull (one's) pud – pull the pud – punch (one's) clown – punch the clown – punch the munchkin – punish percy – rough up the suspect – rub one off – rub one out – self-abuse – self-love – sex with someone you love – shake the creamer – shlick – skin off – slap the salami – smack Lester – snap – spank – spank bank – spank it – spank (one's) monkey – spank the monkey – stranger – stranger, the – stroke it – stroke (one's) salami – stroke the salami – torque it – toss – tosser – toss off – tribute picture – wack off – wank – wanker – wank it – wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin – whack it – whack off – yank it
