August walked down the roads of the plaza,weapon in hand. His eyes flitted from the right to the left,until his gaze landed on another man. Said man was staring around a corner,clinging onto the wall of a booth. He raised a brow,and began to walk over to the weirdo- but he ran away,turning the corner. He chased after the creep,but he suddenly stopped, as the guy was stomping furiously on the ground. He then froze, brushing frantically at his legs. He then lost his balance,tumbling onto the ground,face-first. He let out a shriek,yelling,"They're in my eyes-!" before standing up, and literally slamming his face into the stone wall of a house.
It was then August realized what was happening. He was stomping on ants for some reason,and they had gotten revenge. He hesitated before inquiring,"Uh,sir,are you okay?"
The man whipped around,a dark bruise already forming on his forehead. He then smiled brightly, and quickly skipped over to August,blinking. An ant flew off of his eyelid,and he winced.
"Uhh... Are you okay?" August repeated. The male's face changed to a look of displeasure again. "No! I'm not okay- I'm going to die! This is the end of a another speck in the speck of a uni-" He stopped to hit more ants off his face. Jeez, he was dramatic. His face was only bleeding a bit... Calm down man. The guard shook his head, looking around for someone who had medical experience, or someone who ran an asylum.
He blinked again, and a few more ants flew off his face, one landing on Autumn's shoulder. He flicked it off half-heartedly. Meanwhile, the other man's unusually bright smile returned. "Ah! Hello, do I know you?" He asked.
He moved his hand to the the left patch on his armor, adjusting the straps. "Uhh... Head guard... Diarmait August?" He replies, uncomfortable for an unknown reasons.
"Never heard of you," He said. "I'm Anderson! Anderson Cook! My apologies for the circumstances." He chirped. Now that he had actually payed attention, he picked up on the other male's teeth. They were extremely sharp. Sharp enough to pierce human flesh. He swallowed down a shudder.
He opened his mouth to say something, but he turned his head, and spotted a woman who was playing with a bunch of rabbits and deer? "bUNNY!" He shrieked, running away. He jumped over to her. The woman looked up at him, eyes blank.
August followed. Out of curiosity, of course. He eyed the rabbits suspiciously.
She looked over, smiling lightly. A deer shot away. "Oh come on!" She yelled, looking after it. Anderson blinked, then bolted after the deer. "DON'T RUN AWAY LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS DID!" He shrieked, throwing his arms in the air.
The woman grabbed him by the ass to stop him. "Don't chase them." She hissed.
He sh00k and jumped away from her. "DON'T TOUCH ME!" He yowled.
"Relax I'm gay."
"OKAY??? I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING ME-"
Meanwhile, August had a face that said 'Someone get the popcorn and 3D glasses.' But he spun on his heel instead. "Weeellll... I gotta go." He started 'I totally have somewhere to be' walking away.
"Great," The woman said, ignoring him. "Then stop chasing them." A bird fluttered down, perching it's self on her shoulder and chirping what were probably birdy-curse-words at Anderson.
"Manners Willson." She hushed him quietly, and he stopped, looking away disgustedly.
"Rude." He murmured, hurt.
"You understood that?"
"Hell yeah. I understand everything. Which is ironic, because I'm the one thing people can't understand."
"Oh."
The man didn't hear the rest of the conversation, just watched. That's when he spotted something in Anderson's hand, clenched against his arms, which we crossed. It was... moving? He tried to zero in on it.
He failed, so he came back over. "Is that one of the rabbits?" He questioned, uncomfortable again.
"Ha! No." He paused.
"It's two of them."
"Put them down."
"Fine." He did so, and the poor little things scampered over to August,who automatically fucked off. The rabbits hopped back over to the woman.
***
After awhile, Anderson was left alone. The guard wandered away, and the woman had drifted away on a deer. He was laying in the grass now, staring at the sunset. After a while, a shape of a man started towards him. A big man.
He blinked, and soon, a man was standing over him. "Hello," He said, in a way too sweet to be male voice.
"Who the hell are you?" He asked.
"Ridguous. God of life... and being a Mary Sue." The man replied.
"What's that? Some kind of new slang?"
"Yes."
"It's bullshit."
"Okay... well, can you just do your job already?"
He glared at him. "What the hell is my job??" He sat up.
"You know what your job is." The man said, forcefully. His head was tilted to one side, revealing a scar were his ear should be under his light brown hair.
"No I don't! I didn't even know I had a fucking job-" He was cut off by "Just be your usual annoying self."
Sorry, our editor was unable to remove this scene, so just enjoy thr bloopers. (Actually,I could,I just don't care - Tide.)
"HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT!?"
"I know all."
CUT! Take 2, scene 882 words.
"I'm not a mirror." He teased, smirking wildly.
There was silence for a moment.
"Bitch." The god said finally.
"It's rude to just talk about yourself. Most people dislike that." He joked again sassilolicioisly.
"Ha! There we go! You've done your job! Congratulations! You're now the dick who made the god of life bomb the earth!" He snapped, body beginning to evaporating. "It's in Alaska. Have fun!"
"Well, if you're gonna bomb the earth, at least someone should tell you before we're all dead; YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL!"
"You look like a girl."
"Hell yeah, I'm prettier than you."
The god was gone. The weight off what he'd done sunk in slowly, his pupils grew small and clouded. The stars above twinkled brightly, and almost teasingly.
He wanted to flip the sky the bird, but decided against it, and stood. Looking back, he noticed the woman was gone. Hm.
Writer: Tide/Rosie
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