I, Peter-bob am a peanut butterfly
I honestly think I'm a great guy
but when Walter came along
He is truly a greater guy
and somehow never wrong
His ways of teaching are unique
He can teach me anything
From physics, to calculus, to Greek
From being hit with a hammer
And pushed off a cliff with glamour
I can memorize the information
And think about economic inflation
When the test day arrives
I can hear Walter whisper
"I hope he survives"
