Crappy Fanfiction

Foreword

A SH*T-TON OF AWFUL FANFICTION (FOREWORD):

#NOREGRETS SO, I DID THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS BASICALLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. THIS IS GOING TO CONTAIN SOME POSSIBLY SCARRING AND CRINGEY CONTENT, BECAUSE I AM AN AMETUER-ISH WRITER WHO DEVELOPS SCARY EMOTIONAL ATTATCHMENTS TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. PROMISE ME YOU WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT THIS .TXT FILE EXISTS. IF I AM VOLUNTARILY LETTING YOU READ THIS, IT IS BECAUSE I WOULD TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE, OR AT LEAST THE WI-FI PASSWORD. IF I EVER POST THIS ONLINE (WHICH I PROBABLY WILL) IT MEANS THAT I AM AN IDIOT WHO WILL SCARE PEOPLE WITH HER AWFUL FANFICTIONS. :/ SORRY IF NONE OF THIS IS CRONOLOGICALLY CORRECT, OR EVERYONE IS O-O-C, BUT, AS SAID ALREADY, I'M A TERRIBLE WRITER. THIS INVOLVES OC'S AND STORYLINES THAT EXIST PURELY IN THE DARKEST REACHES OF MY SUBCONCIOUS, SO, IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S CURRENTLY 3:38 PM ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON, AND I HONESTLY HAVE A LOT OF BETTER STUFF I COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN ANYWAY.

                                                       WITH SINEREST APOLOGIES,

                                                                                            THE AUTHOR (AS OF 03/12/17)