ok so paige really liked this guy called noah, and she was a hoe too so it's rare for her to like one person... k anyway...
paige went to noah's house one day and when he FINALLY ANSWERED THE GOD DAMN DOOR, she was like, um yeah hi can we smash?
then he was like 'lemme smash' like that bird meme thing idfk. so they go into the office cause they cbf to go to the room cause they're lazy asses. so he pushes all the shit of the desk then sticks his 12 inch... well you know... inside her, it lasted about 5 hours and then paige was like ok i'm bored, so she cut off his dick and left taking it with her
the end :)
