Dear Dad,
You're the father inside my brain. You're not a real person, you're just inside my brain. You smell like eggs. Or technically you make me smell like eggs. Actually I just smell like eggs, but I like to blame it on you. Not many people have other dads living inside of their brains, less than 1% of people have their egg smelling dad living inside of their head.
I first met you after one of my dad's egg episodes. It got really bad this time, he wouldn't stop throwing the eggs at me. I was only 3. Since then you've been in my head, smelling like eggs. Well i smell like eggs, but that's not the point. Youre here and I smell like eggs. You give me anxiety and make me wanna backflip off a building. Sometimes you make me dissociate and all I see and smell are eggs. My real dad tried to send me to therapy because of my egg smelling dad, it's been helping me face my fear of eggs but you're still here. You smell. I smell. I smell like eggs. You're the reason I smell like eggs.
Sincerely me/you
