I'm your Hell now

The Underground

Hell seems like a wonderful place, don't you think? Well, only wonderful if you'd like to be scared shitless, and tortured to your doom. Or, if you work for Lord____ in the underground. To be honest, it's not quiet bad. Yeah, it may be hard at points. All the manipulation, the pain, the smuggle, the work and pressure they put on you! I live in it, and I was also created in it. Lord____ created me. I'm like one of his best workers/slaves ever! And I'm also given. Job! We all are given jobs here. Some of us are like secretary's. Some of us are like supervisors, some of us are like creatures, and a whole lot more I could list. You might be thinking "it sounds like an awful place to be!" Well, not if you live in it. I'm Lord____'s servant! Yup, a servant. You also might be thinking "what's so great about being a servant? Isn't it like a slave?" Well, it kinda is. It's fun, just not when he manipulates me. You humans won't understand what it's like to be here, everyday. Humans believe in Satan, the Devil, but nobody thinks of Lord____. Sad. The Lord is our creator, our master, our reason we live. The humans are just worthless sacks of potatoes! And then, that's when my job comes in.

"Cache Jackal, I've given you a reason to be made. A reason to help me. Humans are things that shouldn't exist. There just like a sack of potatoes, worthless. Useless... You are created for Destruction, Death, a killing source. You are to kill the humans in the upper world."

And those were his exact words. Why, I never felt so important in my life! Wait, I don't have one, seeing he-never mind that whole theory. But that is my job. I kill humans! What could be more fun than that! Hearing there desperate cries for help, there screams of despair. Oh, I love how there colorful red blood leaks from there body's as I destroy them... The memories...

I barely get sent anymore. Down here we've been having technical difficulties, literally. And that's why Jerry was made. To fix those problems. Who's Jerry you ask? Why Jerry! He's the most handsomest demon I ever saw! NOT! That's what he thinks of me! It's disgusting. Jerry is the head master at our technique stuff in the underworld. "You don't use technology!" Is what your probably saying, but oh how your wrong! We use it a lot. It's just different from the humans of course!

That's why I barely get sent anymore. Too much errors means the teleport-elevator wont work! And if something goes through it while it shuts down, that thing could possibly get stuck in the other place FOREVER. The Lord doesn't want that to happen, especially to me. So that's why I, here, right now, in the underground, serving the Lord____ as we speak.

To be honest, being a servant isn't that bad! You get to do way more things then serve the Lord. You can run his errands, which some of them are fun! For example: going to the Sacrificed Vally.
The Sacrificed Vally is the highest mountain with a Volcano underneath it. We push the unnecessary demons in, having them sacrifice themselves for the Lord!

Or, going to the Lava Falls! That place is so neat!
The Lava Falls is where instead of water, there's Lava! And it's so nice, hot, quietly popping place to be. In the Lava river/lakes, there are Lava dragons that swim around! There so cute!

Enough about that though. As I was saying from way before, Hell is a dreadful place for humans to be. Flying Demons and Dragons fill the red, scorching, burning/smokey air. The lava is steaming hot, and makes it incredibly hot and poisoning, everything bad could happen.

My Job could take part here, at Hell. Or, I can kill them in the Human world! It doesn't really matter, but I'm fine with either. As long as I can hear there putty cry's/screams/whimpers for help... Ahh~

So, ahem! The Underground is our home, and were Lord____ owns and commands. The bestest place for Demons ad such, not quite for humans... Be good humans and stick with the brightness
                                         - Cache Jackal