Ch, I'm Bad Remember?

Happiness, as if, that cr*ppy sh*t *ss doesn't exist for me.

All you need for happiness are party, club, a bottle of jack and a f*cking bottle of vodka and alcohol.

Yeah right, b*tches.

Ako nga pala si ' Jenyvive S. Salonga ' 14 years old, pretty fresh huh?Nag-aaral ako sa ' Dealive School ' Dealive? Such a dumb name for a f*cking school. I mean for me its Death+Alive. Kasi naman pagpumasok ka sa school na yon, hindi mo alam kung makakalabas ka ng buhay o patay .

Yeah right, b*tches.

We're all like killers here, and I'm the worst.

Suck it, w*nch.

I'm the f*cking worst of them all.

Until a f*cking sh*tty looking guy came out of the blue. That's right, he's sh*tty.

"F*ck up Jen, stop zooming out!" shut up Josh, by the way, ayoko ng name ko, Jenyvive, too dumb.

And Josh? He's the guy that came out of the blue. He's worst than me! I mean seriously?! I party, I always get wasted, I always go to clubs!!

Sya?! Cussing machine, always getting wasted, palaging may hang-over, palaging may party sa place nya, clubs, drooling machine of a sh*tty species called 'females'.

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"Yeah right, and I love you." I mumbled sarcastically.

"Really?"

"Nope, in your dreams lover boy!"

"Lover boy?" Oh sh*t! Where in the world did that came from?!

Wait, why is it so hot all the sudden?

I think it's my face that's hot.

Damn you b*tches!

"Why in the world is 'The Jen' blushing?"

"I am? Wait, that's mushy." I blushed! Geez, for the first time in forever?

"You're smooth."

"Shut up you pervert." Perverted b*stard. He have his own fan club, that's kinda weird, seriously?! I thought fan clubs were only in romance sh*ts.

"That's why you love me-"

*riiiiing-riiiiiiiing*

It's already bell, well, what do you know?

Tumayo ako at pumunta sa pinto ng classroom.

Finally, the boring day has ended.

Lumabas ako at nakita ang kotse ko.

Red, that's right b*tches, I love the color of blood.

Pumasok ako sa 'baby' ko at nagmaneho na papunta ng bahay.

Nasabi ko ba na kasama sa top 5 most richest company ang kompanya  namin? Wait, scratch that, sa top 1 kasama.

"Hahahah!" sh*t even when I'm in my car I can still hear annoying giggles of an annoying girl.

Nag-stop ako sa park at tumingin sa bintana.

Si Josh (ang antipakong shokoy) at ang gf nya na si Eloisa ( ang girlfriend ng antipakong shokoy).

They're doing mushy stuffs..eeew (I'm such a hater...)

Maraming nakatingin sa kanila, mostly kay Josh, kasi tinatawag nilang 'hott' si Josh. Hottin nila mukha nila, subsob ko sa gas yung mukha nila ehh. San banda hott?!

Nakita kong bumuka ang bibig ni Eloisa. Maysinasabi kay Josh.

'Why don't we give them a little show?'

(⊙_⊙)！ Did I heard right?  Narinig ko talaga yon?!

Bigla-bigla, hinila ni Eloise yung mukha ninJosh papunta sa kanya at...

Kiss...

With tounges..

A f*cking french kiss in public!

The nerve!

Bumuka ang isang mata ni Eloise at tumingin sakin, nag-glare at nag-wink.

Ang landi!!!!!ヽ(｀Д´#)ﾉ

Nag-drive nalang ulit ako papunta ng bahay.

Ang higpit ng hawak ko sa steering wheel.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Landi much?!

F*ck her!

Wait, why am I so angry all the sudden, oh yeah I'm jealous. Most of the girls in school have boyfriends and ex, me? Huh, don't bother, I'm NBSB.

Wait, why do I care about those mushy stuffs?

Damn, Thank you very much.

After my long ride, I finally arrived at home, more like a mansion, too bad its color pink.

The butlers were all lined up to get my stuffs.

Suck it, b*tch.

Binigay ko kay Thomas, ang butler ko ang bag ko at kay Mary ang maid ang susi ng kotse ko at pumanik sa taas.

I went to my room, the whole mansion is dead silent, I'm used to it, my mom and dad aren't home so, yeah.

I went to my closet to get some party clothes.

I picked out the black tube one with a huge belt on the waist.

Fashion, annoying.

Pumasok ako sa CR at naligo.

Lumabas ako ng CR at sinoot yung damit, what? I'm still not a fashion addict, in order to enter that sh*tting club, I have to dress up like a party girl, not like a cheezy school girl.

"I've told you before, we should have invest it!"

"Don't tell me that cr*p Margie, this business is mine, you're just my wife, I have mistresses too."

Sh*t they're here, they can't f*cking see me! Why shouldn't see me?! Well, for the fact that the great Jen is being dump. That's right people, I'm being scolded for no apparent reason, they take their anger on each other on me. And the next day, they'll be all mushy, hugging, kissing and cr*p.

When I'm little I always use to watch f*cking disney, but hey, I thought they were real, I wait and wait and I f*cking regret it at the end, I become the  opposite.

Pumunta ako sa hidden door sa likod ng closet at lumabas. Pag-labas ko ay kinuha ko agad yung susi, they still haven't seen me.

I rode my car to the nearesr bar, to get wasted and forget all the problems, they don't understand me.

Run away from problems, yeah b*tches.

A/N: this chapter is dedicated to my friend who loves to cuss..-.-" Isn't she so great? Hahaha. Dedicated to Rosa A.K.A. buttfriend