Love of a flower boy

Flowers arent just for girls

How dare he . Thinking he can just walk around looking all perfect and stuff . how dare he ?? I have half the mind to  walk up and kiss his perfect face . That will teach him , stupid perfect boy . I was too wrapped up in my thoughts to notice my best friend Silvia sit down next to be on the bleachers as I gawked at the all perfect and all handsome Tyler Moore . "sup egghead " said my ever so lady like best friend as she let out the biggest belch ever made by any human ever . "Why is he so perfect ?? Why can't I be that perfect ?? Why are you so gassy ?? These are the questions I need the universe to answer ." I say as I continue to creepily stare at my future husband . "You know if you just went up and talked to him instead of staring like a pedo you might actually have a chance with him . I'm not just talking about in your dreams either " "who says I dream about him ??" "The wet stains on your bed sheets that's who " "YOU LOOK AT MY BED SHEETS YOU CREEP!?" I was to busy being horrified that my nightly fantasies were known by my ever big mouthed best friend to realize that I was screaming . it wasn't until I heard laughter and  a football connected with my head that I realized people had heard what I said . As I tumbled down the hard ,hot bleachers to what I assumed was my doom I was saved by none other than the person who caused my naughty dreams his self . "are you okay .....dude??" he asked in his deep voice . I was so shocked that I was in THE Tyler Moore's arms to notice the confused look on his face . it wasn't until he dropped me straight on my ass did I realize that I was staring at him again ."Dude , what's your problem ?? And what's with the flower in your hair ?? You look like a chick ." Annnd that lady's an gents is when I un-fell in love with Tyler Lee Moore . Standing up  dusting off my bruised ass and damaged heart I heard silvia run up to me to ask if I was alright , but before she could get a single word in I let mr.insults have at it. "Flowers aren't just for girls you know , and you didn't have to drop me on my ass like that you dick . " As I walked away feeling impowered and heart broken I realized that relationship wouldn't have worked . Who judges a person because of a flower ?? Dick.