Interview with Agent Trevon Gibbs

Interview 01:

Adminastrator Williams: Is he abusive?
Agent Gibbs: What kind?
Adminastrator Williams: All three.
Agent Gibbs: No. He is respectful towards his children. He is also respectful towards his pet but I do not think he has a spouse.
Adminastrator Williams: Does he use chemicals as a weapon?
Agent Gibbs: Hell nah, I don't even think he understands how chemicals work.
Adminastrator Williams: Does he cheat upon his spouse?
Agent Gibbs: I told you, I don't believe he has one.
Adminastrator Williams: Sorry, agent. I am forced to ask these questions.
(Short pause)
Adminastrator Williams: Is he generally friendly unless provoked?
Agent Gibbs: Fuck no. He is one angry mothafucka.
Adminastrator Williams: Is he extra-terrestrial?
Agent Gibbs: Doctor Redfern told me that he is extra-dimensional.
Adminastrator Williams: Interesting
(Another pause)
Adminastrator Williams: Is he an anarchist?
Agent Gibbs: Yeah, he's pretty chaotic.
Adminastrator Williams: Is he cruel to animals?
Agent Gibbs: *sighs* I already told you he isn't
Adminastrator Williams: Again, I am forced to ask these questions.
(Yet another pause)
Adminastrator Williams: Does he kill animals for fun or for hunting?
Agent Gibbs: Obviously hunting.
Adminastrator Williams: Is he a animal himself
Agent Gibbs: *stands up* What!
Adminastrator Williams: Sit down and lower your voice.
Agent Gibbs: *sits back down* Fine.
(Pause)
Adminastrator Williams: So I'm guessing no.
Agent Gibbs: Correct.
Adminastrator Williams: Is he an anti-christ being?
Agent Gibbs: He is demon offspring, no doubt about that, but he can not cause worldwide destruction.
Adminastrator Williams: Is he your arch enemy?
Agent Gibbs: You could say that.