PB&J with something nuclear

Story

I died then came back to life THEN I got ran over by a meteor the meteor is filled with piglets that exploded into cow udders that are filled with chocolate. It smelled like humans remains with a hint of bones, after the smell went away the chocolate changed into a clone of myself that ran towards me. I ran towards my clone thinking it would turn around,BUT it kept running so I turned around because I don't know what it would of done if it got me. Anyways while I running I turned my head around the clone was on the ground, so I did what everyone would of done I shot it: with a RPG, banana gun, python, watermelon gun, mini gun, laser beam from outer space, flamethrower, zombie, car, an island, star, black hole, galaxy, universe, Pablo, penguin, and a homing guided missile with nuclear waste.It showed no signs of damage it got back up,but I notice its legs were going backwards then a giant BOOM! happen the clone went flying backwards saw it pass and go so much I think it lasted the whole day. I got sleepy from watching it flying backwards so I found a bed outside in the middle of a black hole, it was so soft that I fell through it into a different dimension where everyone is a crazy and a murder with chickens as weapons a chicken arsenal as you will guns and swords it was so crazy that the chickens are filled with dynamite that when it exploded it exploded into ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and shout, "NEXT TIME...." he stopped mid-phrase in his terminator voice, but he gets a voice crack each time he says next.After that Arnold explodes into a mob boss from Italy and he called in a bunch of henchmen there were 6 of them they were ninjas, cyborgs and dragons, but they were on drugs. Suddenly everything changed around me, first popped a building with stands that are filled with all kinds of creatures from crawling to FLYING DOGS which is weird to look at.......directly, next the floor lifted up into the air looked like a box from below........anyways uh the box had dynamite in it that will explode after 10 minutes. 8 MINUTES LATER.... the dragon's head are cut off, the cyborgs are destroyed into tiny pieces that look like a di--, and the ninjas are dead on the ground all over the place, then the box shock and exploded with enough force that caused a creation so powerful that only the toughest people can hold it...........a steak with a PB&J sandwich with something green inside of it, on the side of the steak above the black hole.