Death

Chapter 1 - The Beginning

Once upon a time, there was a girl.

Girl was named

Who knows, right?

So WhoKnowsRight went to the store to get some milk.

Because who doesn't like milk?

I like milk.

You mean you don't?

You're weird.

Everyone likes milk.

Milk.

Anyway, WhoKnowsRight had arrived at the store to grab the milk.

WhoKnowsRight: Hm... Let's see what kind of milk is available.

???: Heylo! I am mulk man! Ahem, milk man.

WhoKnowsRight: Who are you?

Milk Man: I'm the milk man! I got lots of milk!

WhoKnowsRight: Wow! Just what I'm looking for! How convenient! 

Milk Man: I also have cheese!

WhoKnowsRight: ...Y-Yeah, that's cool, but not what I'm looking for-

Milk Man: You sure? B-Because I have, I have cheese right over, uh, right... Yonder...

He starts pointing at the cheese.

WhoKnowsRight: ...Yeah, I'm fine I'm just in for the... Milk...

Milk Man: Well okay then! I got lots of milk!

WhoKnowsRight: Yeah, you just said that-

Milk Man: You want some Skim Milk?

WhoKnowsRight: Nah, my waistline's fine for the time being.

Milk Man: How about Non lactose milk?

WhoKnowsRight: Wait, isn't milk, like, 80 percent lactos-

Milk Man: How about dairy free milk?

WhoKnowsRight: ...How? That's like asking for a woodless tree.

Milk Man: It's called cardboard, sweetheart.

WhoKnowsRight: Isn't cardboard made from paper which is made from-

Milk Man: How about some 1 percent milk?

WhoKnowsRight: I... Actually That'll be good.

Milk Man: cool thatll be 1000 dollars. I have to make money SOMEHOW you know.

...

Milk Man: oh shes gone.

WhoKnowsRight walks out of the store.

WhoKnowsRight: That store was NOT helpful at all... I mean, what kind of store has nothing but a single milk man?! *Sigh* Jeez... If only there was, like, another milk man somewhere around here I could-

*a tiny blue light of fire erects from the ground.

...

*The fire forms the shape of a humanoid.

*The fire disperses.

Grim Reaper: Yo! Wanna fuck?

WhoKnowsRight: ...