WARNING: NOT ALL OF THESE ARE MY JOKES
knock knock
who's there?
car go
car go who?
car go beep beep
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What kind of bagel can fly?
ANSWER: A plain bagel
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Where do dogs go when there tails fall off?
ANSWER: The retail store
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How does a train eat?
ANSWER: It goes chew chew
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Knock knock
who's there?
emma
emma who?
emma going to go to the park now?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
ANSWER: bison
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THE END
