General Jigglypuff and the Kingdom of Aireon

Chapter Fifteen

"Jiggly? Jiggly?" Messenger asked herself, walking through the corridors of the spaceship."Where are you?"

"Mess? What are you doin' up so late?" Jigglypuff asked, pointing a flashlight in her friend's direction.

"I should be askin' the same thing. I swear if you were fucking that cheap excuse of a Royal son of a son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you." Messenger threatened, extending her claws in anger. Jigglypuff glared at Messenger.

"I did no such thing! Of all the preposterous things you say, this is the worst." Jigglypuff countered.

"Oh." Messenger said plainly. "Well you know how them damn Southerns are. Just thing of Areon and his rapist ass. That's his son."

"That doesn't mean Ario's the same way. Look at him. He's the angelic version of Areon."

"Okay then. Just watchin' out for ya Jig." Messenger sauntered to her room with a face of accomplishment.

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The next morning, Jigglypuff woke up at around 10:00 after hearing a voice in her head.

"No he's not here." Jigglypuff mumbled to herself.

"Who's not here?" Slowly, Jigglypuff looked up. No one was there.

"Listen! I'm giving you to the count of three, ghost! Get out!" Jigglypuff threatened, quickly grabbing her gun from her nightstand."One!"

"You can't even see me!" The voice said.

"Two!"

"Come on! You'll regret shooting me!" The voice continued.

"Thr-"Jigglypuff started.

"Okay! Okay!  I'll show myself!" The ghost hesitated. The person appeared on Jigglypuff's bed. It was Ario.

"How the he- Oh my God are you-" Jigglypuff started.

"Yes, okay. I snuck out of Messenger's hell hole of a containment chamber to see you." Ario admitted.

"And why would you do that when I can visit you whenever?"

"I like watching you sleep. Do you know that you mumble in your sleep, my love?" Jigglypuff quickly glared at Ario in an awkward way.

"How long were you in here?" She asked.

"You mean, how long was I following you. Around half a day, my love. Your life is very interesting. But, may I ask, why do you throw darts at His Royal Majesty, Prince Jeffrey's face when you play Darts?" 

"That's for me to know and you to never find out. General Jeffrey is not to be mentioned on this spaceship since we loathe him so." Jigglypuff answered, pure hatrid filling up her voice. All of a sudden, there was banging on Jigglypuff's door.

"JIGGLY!! OPEN UP!!" Messenger cried out from the other side of the door. Instantly, Ario turned invisible, floating up into the air in the aftermath. Jigglypuff abruptly stood up and opened the door.

"What, Messenger?" Jigglypuff said, annoyed a little by her presence.

"Two things. One, all the pudding's gone. Gone I say!" Messenger responded. She lifted up two of her claws."Two, I don't know but Ario escaped! He won't get far though because he don't know the password to activate the teleporters. Also, His Royal Dumbass left his clothes in a heap in his containment chamber. Jiggly, if he tries anything on you, yell."

"Got it. Now go." Jigglypuff gestured, pointing to the door.

"Wait, can I search your room?" Messenger inquired, stepping away from the door.

"Why?"

"No, don't worry, I'm gonna stay here. Just watch." The stripes on Messenger's ears turned a dark and eerie blue."Ario, you suck at hiding."

"That's cheating!" Ario protested, returning to his normal state.

"Shut up. You gotta call."

"From who?" Ario wondered. Messenger paused for abouut ten seconds before she answered.

"The king of the Zapstarian Kingdom."