If dogs could talk...

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But seriously.....

Think about if dogs talk to each other in different voices.... like we do to each other.....

They must have different sounding voices, right? Like, to each other???

Okay, so...... what I'm thinking is....

WHAT IF YOUR PET HAS A RATCHET ASS VOICE.

LIKE WHAT IF MY PET'S VOICE IS DANNY DEVITO IN PET SOUND..

WHAT IF SHE'S FRAN DRENCHER FROM THE NANNY.

WHAT IF YOUR PET IS JUST    T H E    W O R S T   .

that'd be a sad thing.

your pet being a fucking fog horn of a creature.

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