Bitch Better Have My TACO | rants mofo

introduction

Hola mi amigos! I'm Guppy (yeah, I know that's a fucking fish). Half black (my daddy straight from Africa) and half white (my mama the whitest you can get, literally) and proud of being meh Oreo self.

Living in Texas where we go to Walmart to see the Freak Show, and put hot sauce on cereal. I'm pretty sarcastic. I like to sleep and when I'm not sleeping - I'm eating the fuck out of the fridge... My favorite food is my Ninny's mac n' cheese (lol, anyone remember that crayola crayon?) and when she make it with extra cheese, DA BOMB BITCHES!

I usually say what's on my mind and don't care what anyone else thinks. I have a hard time seeing others POVs and if you are stupid and don't know how to explain it to me like an adult I will never agree with you.

I'm a scorpio, so when I hate someone, you can't change my mind and when I love someone they can trust I'd get shot for they ass.

Now that I feel like I've filled in a survey for E-Harmony I'm go...

BYYYEEE

PS. I been thinking maybe I could give ya'll (my invisible readers) a nickname... if anyone reads this, you have any suggestions?!