So won day Ach Ketchup said "CATCH A POKETMON AM!" And so he wnt off on a journey to catch the strongest Pokemon... PIKAJEW!
Side note: Ugh Jesus Christ I just started the story and I'm already face palming at myself.
So Ass Kechum ran off to Professor Treemans stupid-ass lab, it was so fucking gay. When Ash got their hee said "OAK MEIN PEINS IS ON FIRE! POEMON! GIVE!" So Oak said "Well your a Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot." So he slapped Ass on de face and gave him a Jizzmander! Ash was so pussed off that he pulled out an AK-47 and rekt Oak's literal shit! So Ash ran away with Pukachu.
Too days latter ash took a piss on Brock and his Asian eyes and pubes! Brock said "Ash me love you long time." So they touched butts and got marriend until Misty murdered Brock to death with a glass of hot water! "Get off my prizon batch u asian ass penis man!' But then the cops killed her for being racist and a batch.
Ten billion seconds later Ash-Hole got hiz sekond baj from Misty and pissed in her swimming pool. They then had a humongous pokemon orgy but Gary ruined it by farting in it. Everyone threw up and died the end.
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HumorHello and welcome to my second ever story everyone! Now I just wanna let you know that This will have terrible grammar. It is all on purpose, I'm telling you this because I don't want some punk ass kid going "AHAHAHA DIS STOOPIT PENIS FACE KANT SPEL...
