There once was a fair caster of Thornwood
Jaunting around doing much good
But in the midst of a fight
There was a terrible freight
An extra sneaky foe
Coming to cause much woe
The unsuspecting caster
Should have reacted much faster
But instead not very lady-like
With words like a pike
Made a verbal wound that would stick
And commanded her foe to suck dick
-Fansy
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The Musings of Fansy the Bard
FantasyThese are the poems of Fansy the Bard hero of the realms regaling all of his and others various exploits from the Realms LARP.
