1. Acknowledge that uncle Frederick is your Savior.?
2. Follow the words of Ryan the pope of Fredericktoltoligy.?
3. Listen to the invisible narrator.?
4. Have a designated cat for regurgitation and everything else.?
5. Make sure your degree looks some what valid.?
6. Praise the mural of Travis the cat.?
7. Get a seaman t-shirt.
8. Make sure you have plenty of lotion.
9. Make sure you expand your hotdog collection.
10. Stop reading and get some help.?
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Fredericktology
RandomInside joke to some of my readers. Read at your own risk.
