The Vape Pen Catastrophe//Persona 5

Chapter One

The Phantom Thieves were notified that they had a new request by Mishima. It was simple. It had nothing to do with going into Mementos. They had to simply steal a vape pen. "This isn't even a request with any goodness. They don't want any changes of heart. They just want a fucking vape pen." Ryuji complained while sighing.  "So? It might be fun." Akira said. "You can't be fucking stealing shit, dumbass. If they catch you your ass is fucking expelled." "O-oh.. yeah." "Well, what are we gonna do?" Ann inquired and looked around for any replies. Akira's subconcious, which he named Yu Narukami, said "Dooo it." "We're going to do it!" Akira exclaimed happily. "No we are fucking NOT!" Ryuji said. "YES WE ARE YOU BORING FUCKING DUMBASS LET ME HAVE FUN YOU'RE NOT MY DAD." "NO YOU'RE GOING TO GET EXPELLED AND IF YOU'RE GONE I'LL HAVE LIKE NO FRIENDS AND IF I HAVE NO ONE TO STICK BY MY SIDE THEN THE WEIRD GIRL WHO LIKES ME IS GONNA TRY SHOVING A PENCIL UP MY ASS AND I'M NOT READY TO BE FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A PENCIL! I'M A PUSSY ASS BITCH OKAY!" "Ew, what the fuck stay away from her." Yusuke said. "Let's just do it. Joker's been in the Phantom Thieves long enough to know how to sneak. It'll be fun!" Morgana said with excitement in her voice. "I-i don't know if it's all that great of an idea to steal for fun." Ann said. "It's a fucking great idea. What do you mean?" Some random student said while passing by. "Shit! Someone heard us." Ryuji said. "Water is wet." Akira responded. "Let's just steal the vape pen already!" "Okay!" They said and ran off.
They arrived at the vape shop at night. There were no locks. "Did this dumbass really forget to lock the door?"  "I guess so." "Stay quiet!" Yusuke harshly whispered. All of a sudden the lights went on and an old man in his 50's walked out. "U-uh what are you doing in my vape shop at night." He asked. Akira looked at him and noticed he was in Naruto cosplay. "What the fuck?" Ann said. Akira grabbed 5 vape pens and ran off. The rest of the Phantom Thieves ran after him. "Hey. What are you doing." The shop keeper asked and naruto ran after them. Naruto cosplayer called the cops. A few seconds later the Phantom Thieves heard sirens. "Woah what the fuck?" Ryuji said. "Let's run, you fucking dumbasses!!" Akira said. He felt his ancestors look down on him, specifically Donald Trump, Vincent Brooks and Bob Duncan. "Why.. my child... why would you do that..." Donny Trump said. All of a sudden the police grabbed Akira. "さようならく！" the Policeman said. "No, please let me go! I'll do anything." Akira said as his friends watched him get arrested. "Ok, how about you let me be your sugar daddy?" The Policeman said. "Okay cool." Akira said. He was let off the hook and Akira and the rest of the Phantom Thieves lived a good life