The Book of Javelin

Introduction

The name's Lance.
They call me the javelin because of how sharp I am

I'm serious.
I play French horn, I'm always sharp.

I hate myself

Uhhhh hi.
So my names Lance.
I'm fifteen, a dude, a poet, and I live in the US of A.
I'm in all extracurricular band activities because I'm a n e r d.
I draw sometimes.
I write a l o t

I love jokes.
I also love wxldchxld
I love puns.
I love trees.
And memes.

Uh,,, yeah.
I can't ice skate.
I swear a l o t when I'm stressed.
I'm literally 5'1" but I'm hitting a growth spurt and I have muscles for weeks.

I sleep a lot compared to how I used to.
I am infatuated with candy.
I love hats more than anything. I have like ten that I can remember off the top of my head (hahahahha)
I really like bracelets and sometimes my pals make fun of my cause bracelets are inherently "girly"
,,,no.

I can't really swim all that well.
I'm allergic to dish soap and dust.
My immune system is s t e e l.
I love button up shirts.
I use rad, my dude, my guy, stellar, mondo, and yeet a l o t.

I write poetry but its mediocre.
I love comments.
I'm honestly such a pretty boy it h u r t s.
I'm ace btw.
Which kinda sucks when the world is telling you boys like sex???

I like dogs sososososo much.
And lizards.
And amphibians.
And practically every animal.
ALSO I LOVE LEARNING LANGUAGES!!

I am in love with old games, especially Zelda.
I'm in love with old hip hop, especially Nas.
I will practically listen and jam to anything.
I also play mallets and ethnic drums.

,,,,,that's all I can really think of?
I'll come up with something later.
Eh.
Well anyway, see y'all later.
💜💜💜💜💜💜
~Lance